Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

And that’s it.

It’s no more complicated than that.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

And, two alone.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

They want to finish the job.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

There is only one thing that you can do.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?